A sampling of Daniel Evans’ published magazine features:
ROLLER DADDY | Good Housekeeping Magazine | June, 2008
“I wasn’t scared. I was scarred. My hometown rink had been the scene of my greatest adolescent humiliations, including the time three goons from the JV football team rolled up behind me and pulled my corduroys down to my ankles. You haven’t known real embarrassment until the entire sophomore class has seen your underpants.”
BURGER KINGS | Southwest Airlines Spirit Magazine | December, 2005
“[The Cardiac Burger] arrives five inches high, on a paper plate with a fork and knife (which you’ll need unless you can unhook your jaw from your skull). It’s massive, by far the tallest and fattest burger I’ve ever seen. Sitting in the shadow it casts, I fantasize that this is how Evil Kinevil felt before he jumped over the Snake River on a motorcycle: I know it can be done, but the landing is going to hurt like hell.” [CLICK HERE FOR MORE]
A TALL MAN AND A TSUNAMI | Tall Magazine
“He is an imposing six-foot-nine figure, and amid a homogenous crowd of beach-blondes and Spicoli look-alikes, the entrance of someone like Harris – tall with disheveled black hair, an unwieldy mustache and a triangular soul patch on his chin – draws attention like a mouthful of wasabi. Of course, that’s the game when you’re tall, isn’t it? When you stand, you stand out.” [CLICK HERE FOR MORE]
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